Country Dictionary

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train

Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.

dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!

A word that can take the place of another word to make your sentence have no definite meaning. Where it can also just be a word to shout out and confuse those around you. It has no defintie meaning in the world itself, but can make your sentence either sound dirty or just confusing.

1.)
Taylor-"Hey Kris you wanna see my narnia?"

Kris-"Dude I saw it yesterday AND I poked it what more do you want!?"

2.)
Kris-"ASK ME ABOUT MY NARNIA!!"

Sage-"Kristine are you drunk or are you high!?"

The place that you go when your really fucked up. Not just fucked up but "shit hammered" "ass mangled" high. So high that when you get home you just sit down in silence and stare into oblivion(Narnia). Your soo "turbo-wastiod" that you barely even scrounge up the brain cells to say "smell my fingers". Welcome to Narnia.

Luke: I can't believe we Blazed it up in Narnia last nite bro

Keith: I know man they should burn that place to the ground, to bad it always on fire anyway.

Luke: You're right dude, I did things in Narnia that make the Holocaust look like a garden club.

When the pussy is so big, inside there's another dimension.

Boy: Bro look how hot she is. I want her to be mine

Boy 2: Nah man she's a Narnia. You don't want to hit that or you might fall in.

A pretty sweet person but if you DARE to mess with her friends u might as well consider yourself dead

Someone : hey Narnia

Narnia : heyy

A inside joke ship that will absolutely not happen but is still supported by Mr.Lin

Shut up Narnia.