Country Dictionary

da day a real nigguh was born. also don’t forget to throw da neck for the whole day because it’s national head day

you were born on october 9th u ah real nigguh

National neck day

“Bro I need to neck her it’s national neck day on 9th April”

February 9th also know as my birthday And Tom Hiddleston's (Loki from avengers) birthday, and apparently a good day to have some fucking car sex.

David: Hey what's today

Brittany: it's national car sex day so let's fuck in a car

Brittany: also it's February 9th which means that this is the best day of the year to do it
David was a lucky man

March 9th is a national holiday. It's when the impossible is possible it's JOGLD

what'd you do on march 9th
fucked with jo

you are the type of person who is a pisces ♓️ . you are very sweet , & give out anything for others but you do not tolerate bullshit 💯!

“ ayy ! yo personality is good .. yu must’ve been born on march 9th & yu are a pisces ♓️!! ” .

- The day Halo 2 comes out.

- The end of the world.

- The day Microsoft earns over a billion dollars.

- World's largest sick day.

- The 9th day of November.

- Tomorrow is November 9th! OMG I can't wait till I play Halo 2!!!

January 9th is the one day of the year where everyone is happy.

Gabe: Why are you so happy today?
Me: Because!! It’s January 9th!!