A fork of Rural Dictionary
The annoying zapping sound made when your BlackBerry is placed too close to an audio speaker.
Your BlackBerry(tm) Buzz is ruining the conference call.
The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.
1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
The point wherein excessive use of a Blackberry or video game controller results in lactic acid build-up in the thumb, and therefore pain and numbness.
His excessive texting resulted in a rather painful bout of BTS - Blackberry Thumb Syndrome, which actually needed prescription pain medication to remedy.
1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise
2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.
3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!
SEX.
"Dude, I'm gonna tap the Blackberry."
"Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?"
Variation on "in his cups" (i.e. inebriated): someone so concentrated/"zoned" on whatever message(s) coming forth from his/her BlackBerry/iPhone/Android device that literally everything else surrounding them (non-virtually-speaking) is reduced to literal background noise. Commonly encountered on the street, on public transport, or even in a bar.
Bill: Hey, Roger...Roger? Earth to Roger?
Roger: Um...yeah?
George: Never mind Rog, he's in his BlackBerry again.
The cellphone of choice for crack dealers.
A: "If Jimmy's really making so much selling rocks why's he still packing that blackberry pearl?"
B: "It's practically in the job description."