A fork of Rural Dictionary
Calum Vercoe is a huge pick me boy and is a wanna be. He gets no bitches.
Girl: *Walks by Calum Vercoe: Pick me I am super good at playing sports! Girl: Ew no you’re ugly
"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.
When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.
Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined: Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again! Person two: What?" Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin." Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall." Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone." Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?" "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨