A fork of Rural Dictionary
A type of jean favoured by middle-aged men. Consistently exposes ass-crack. Leads to Builders Bum.
“Hey Nick, what jeans you got?"
“Levis. Crack-cut denim."
"Yeah, thought so. You might want to give that bad boy a wax and a bleach before you wear them again”
when seeing a woman in really tight jeans from the front (or very rarely seen on the rear) and being able to fit your bike tire in the gap and use it as a denim bike rack.
Look how big the gap in "Suzie"s jeans are. We can use it as a denim bike rack while we go in the store.
to get an erection; to get a hard-on, a boner, or stiffy
she is so hot man, she's activating my denim
A typical piece of clothing worn by 'indie' people. Many people named Jai will be seen wearing this jacket. There is no pink patches on the Jacket as people who wear it like to keep there man-ly-ness and pink is no man-ly.
Oh wow look at his indie-ness with his Denim Jack with patches.
A situation where the female salesperson or counterpart is so hot she can convince the male party to do something stupid, like buy a denim suit.
That bar clearly use The Denim Suit Theory for their hiring policy.
The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).
"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")