A fork of Rural Dictionary
The biggest boi and really likes black people
Elton Chun is getting it on
once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.
Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep Person 2: damn sleep well ig
A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
Lets have a bath then Elton John I can't believe you have never Elton johnned. Where's Elton john?
A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!
I know a guy that loves doing the dirty Elton!
A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys). Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them? That's Elton John's Foosty Farter Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!