A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sadio mane has got flies on his eyes
Sadio mane you’ve got flies on your eyes
The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......
Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha
What happens when Yv and Nest make a catch-up call
After months without a word, They spent 2:34 hours catching up. Time flies when you're having fun.
Blue and green bot flies that deposit their offspring in the warm moist climate of the human female external genitalia. More complete not occur near blue waffles. High offensive odor when prepared biked.
The doctor said that the patients blue waffle platter was spoiled as evidenced by the swarm of pussy flies in the exam room.
A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.
"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"
"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."
A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
a fine rain.
It is opposite to the expression rains cats and dogs.
Hey Salwa! you don't have to wear your raincoat. It is only raining mice and flies.
In Kurdistan, it usually rains mice and flies in fall.