Country Dictionary

A live-in partner or spouse, usually a wife, who is never happy in the morning. You will know her by the shrieks from frightened small children as they attempt to avoid her unquenchable fiery wrath by throwing the covers over their heads.

Dad: Oh no! Here comes a grump a saurus!
Kids: (Squeals of terror)

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

Elliot

'elliot is such a grump-chomp.'

A softer way for women to say "get bitchy" but still get this point across; works particularly well as a warning to a significant other.

Ugh," she said. "OK, but if we're still there at midnight, don't be surprised when I grump out.