Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

idaho cowbell

shoving your erect penis in the woman/mans nasal canal, usualy until ejaculation

im gonna give you a idaho cowbell

by doctorcocktor69420 May 17, 2017

Idaho Hammock

When you take a dump in an empty packet of chips and swing it around, before you throw it at someone.

Just be quiet Joe, otherwise I'll take your chips and give you a good Idaho Hammock!

by September 28, 2021

Idaho Potatoes

its just...potatoes...

omg i could really go for some idaho potatoes

by AngerIssues06 December 24, 2020

Idaho Lampshade

To defecate into a bag of your choice then throw it over your partners head and then light it on fire.

My girl Ava was being a real bitch last night. So I gave her an Idaho Lampshade. It blew her mind.

by Logiic November 19, 2017

Idaho Swerve

While a woman is giving oral sex to a male driving a vehicle, the male swerves to miss “potholes” to make her choke. Smurfett

“We both enjoyed the Idaho swerve on our drive to Adams house.”

by Smurfett23 February 10, 2021

idaho sunrise

When you black out one night and you

wake up with your shlong still in a girls vagina and it's very pruny

Robby: Bro why are you all sad?
Kyle: I drank to much last night and woke up to a idaho sunrise

by Jayhawk13591 August 15, 2017

Moosenuts Idaho

Middle of friggin' nowhere; slightly less further away than bum fuck egypt. Often used to describe an unknown, but seemingly far away place.

John's on vacation somewhere in Moosenuts Idaho.

by gridepsilon February 15, 2010