A fork of Rural Dictionary
The term given to a member of society considered to be a nub by the rest of the population. Usually kak handed with all the grace and sexual appeal of retard marmoset. Also usually obessed with chodes and staring at the packages of passers by.
What's that guy looking at?
Probably your package, he is Kendall
1. oftentimes, a short little white girl who is, on the inside, a super-ghetto bitch who will usually whup your ass if you a. spell her name wrong, or b. refuse to feed the bottomless pit that is her stomach. Kendall usually comes equipped with a 'weeeeave', finger snaps of the z-formation, and/or baby phat booty shorts that emphasize on her muffin top and camel toe. Legend has it that kendalls use their various stomach rolls for storage of food.
"I heard Kendall once shanked a dude for spelling her name with an L"
"that girl totally kendalled me just now cuz I wouldn't give up my donut"
"that crackwhore ate my puppy and got in a bitch fight with my cousin...how much do you wanna bet her name's kendall?"
It's a fat chick who smells like fish and Taco Bell. You have to grease the doors to prevent her from injury if an ice cream truck drives by.
"That bitch Kendall may be fat and ugly, but she does suck a mean dick."
A boring, bland and monotonous suburb of southwest Miami, notorious for awful traffic, street racing and cookie cutter homes. Kendall is populated by chongas and chongos with pea-sized brains who drive Honda Civics to and from their gated communities, continually referring to one another as "bro".
Kendall is the most boring place on earth, BRO!
A kendall is a penis which is larger than the eiffel tower. This has only occured once in history, but is expected to happen again in the next 10 - 20 years. The one person with a 'kendall' is located in cambridge new zealand.
Willy had a kendall and was the son of jebus.