A fork of Rural Dictionary
when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain
A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.
Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.
A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.
Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!
Alternate wording for the male genitalia.
Dang, dude, she really wanted that shwumpy-lumpy last night.