Country Dictionary

Lowes pipe covered in pink duck tape and a foam ball with push pops sharpened to be a weapon

Hey stay back man don't make me mace you!!

One of the most eclectic, eccentric lyricist/ artists. If you've ever heard his music and couldn't truly appreciate it you're uncouth. If you've heard him and appreciated it then your blessed with vast and genuine taste. Good job.

I gotta maintain despite the amount of rain- Ace Mace
Girl, your love is worth more than any metal- Ace Mace

The strident, aggressive pointy elbowed women that appear on FOX who act like they would just as soon mace you as give you the time of day.

Mace girl Malkin was seen out on the street gassing protesters.

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it

Me and Tim last night were getting brown maced by a homeless man

1. An individual who is closely related to a species of monkey called the proboscis monkey. Mace Irvine is someone likely to have an extreme foot fetish. Not only that, a Mace Irvine can be seen on occasion using his beloved strap-on device on men.

2. Can also mean your Gay in conversation.

"He is such a Mace Irvine."
"Look! its a wild Mace Irvine!"

Iemand met een micropenis

Mees heeft een mace 87