A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?
You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.
When someone annoys you to a memorable point you could confidently say you were affected negatively by a moron. "Maroon" is an adaptation of "moron" used by Bugs Bunny in response to the same when he speaks to the camera and says, "What a maroooooon" in his Bugs way. To be "marooned" is to have gone through a similar experience. You have been marooned.
It took me so long to get through security 'cuz I got marooned by a tired TSA agent, but I had to cut 'em a break and just did as I was ass'ed. (ass'ed: synonym of "marooned" in past tense query form.")