A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.
Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees? Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?
A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.
"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."
Aka. The dementors kiss. It is the act of going to kiss someone normally then pulling your lips over your teeth whilst sucking g in the air around you as you stare into the depths of their soul. It is the true test of love, commitment, and loyalty in a relationship. This person is not husband/ wife material.
Friend #1: So how are things with you and that boy? Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious. Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.