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a device that always fails when you need it the most , used to transfer information to paper.

"hey did you print that Very Important note?" "Sorry my printer broke. :("

Woman capable of having kids

"looking for girls with printers"

When you see a really fit guy (or girl) and want to tell your friends without the attractive person knowing

Have you seen the printer over by the salad?

Code for vape

Guy: "Hey man have you seen my 'printer?'"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Earlier I took a pretty fat hit of your va... printer."
Guy 3: "Hey can y'all shut up and pass the printer?"
Guy 2: "Can't. We misplaced it."