A fork of Rural Dictionary
Utterance, commonly made by someone who intrudes on another in the bathroom
Person 1: Dude, you got corn chunks all up in your shit.
Person 2: Don't you ever knock?
the act of ejaculating, mostly while having sex or being pleased by a girl, but also by masturbation; the necessity of completing "the task".
"You gotta get your shit off"
The phrase "gettin(g)' your shit pushed in" has a dual meaning. The first (and more popularised use) has already been addressed in the other entries.
The other less well known use means to be shot.
Below, Moreno is asking Jake if he has ever been shot.
Extract from the hit film "Training Day"
Getting your shit pushed in ...
Moreno to Jake : "Hey pig, you ever had your shit pushed in? Your shit pushed in. Simple question."
v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
To say you will beat someone up after they Trigger you or offend you.
1.Tim: Bro your such an asshole.
Me: Say that one more time and I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit bitch.