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Ripe

Stupid, dumb, idiotic.

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!" Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..." Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..." Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021

ripe

when you came home late last night i could not resist dragging you near and claiming some of that attention. it had been too long, the last time you licked my gaping seedless mango. you knew i had done without, you knew i had fasted and missed a couple of harvests. and you knew i would offer plenty in return. you knew.

so when it was my turn consecrating your soil, you understood the nature, the nurture of our exchange, that there was no guilt no shame in sucking whats ripe. that our well being was connected with the fire that warms, the water that clenches, the air that refreshes, the earth that steadies. you knew i longed for our warm wet bodies to sprout.

by Krkič June 08, 2020

ripe

Used to describe something immaculate. Comes from the adjective describing perfect fruit as ripe.

Yo ur lookin ripe today this day was ripe

by hello der August 15, 2020

Ripe

Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.

Go take a shower with your ripe ass.

by VaItieI January 19, 2021

ripe

A less annoying version of the word 'lit'

"That's pretty ripe." "This party is ripe" -Marley Kuhn

by lvllvan June 26, 2016

Ripe

Ripe means you have a big bum with juicyness and dwayne johnson stares

Thats ripe

by shepooped May 18, 2022

Ripe

Super cool gang shit. Something so extraordinary, it makes you go speechless. Something absolutely earth-shattering!

Man, that song's ripe as fuck! T's become quite ripe over the years!

by Dhama_ka August 03, 2022