A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.
*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate
The hulk shlong is also known as the Hulk's penis it is as big as 3 football fields or in other words 300 yards. The Hulk Shlong is a force not to be reckon with.
Hey look thats as Big as Hulk Shlo... Shh!! Dont say that it will get you.
How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.
A shlong master is a pimp with a huge dick that is found in the depths of mexico. He finds little children and turns them into whores. The shlong masters name is usually diego.
1)gawd the shlong masters shlong is so big.
2)Shlong master turned me into a whore
A dick the size of a donkey's dick
Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!
Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.
Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.
A word used to describe large penis's that pleasure women in the ways they most desire fat shlong refers to penis's that enlarge massively when sexualy aroused men with "fat shlongs" typicly are known to be good sexual partners they are what women typical desire
Danny has a fat shlong he was railing me all night