A fork of Rural Dictionary
a small place in wisconsin home to quite some characters. including the infamous milkmen society. hartford is frowned upon here for their lack of everything. (i.e. they're dumb, smelly, fat, the list goes on) slinger is undoubtedly better. there is nothing to do here. nothing. nothing. nothing. except the internet which keeps all us highschoolers entertained. when we're not trying to avoid hartford's drool.
Guy 1: Where you going?
Guy 2: Slinger Wisconsin. Hartford's waaay too gay.
Guy 1: So true.
Guy 2: Yup. Lets go hang with the cool people.
A promiscuous woman who throws herself at men.
Stacey was all over everyone last night, what a pie slinger.
Typically used to describe the anus; especially, the female anus.
Man...he put that thing right in her mud slinger.
To be a slinger of a dildo; at others, usually in a comical fashion.
That dude is a dildo slinger, he almost hit Tiquisha!
A person who, by nature of their status or job, expesses their views in mass media without attempting to back up their assertions. Usually their assertion includes fairly incindiary accusations against someone or some political position they do not like. In other words, they make up something and say it on the air or in print with no proof or at best, very poorly constructed reasoning. These people can be professionally paid to provide opinions or simply be trying to push public opinion away from their political opposition.
Well-known Opinion-slingers: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Bill O'Reilly, Rachel Maddow, Joe Scarborough, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, Tom Delay, Ralph Nader
1. The dearest friend a drug user has
2. A person who sells their clean urine to people so they can pass a drug test
3. One who sells their pee for personal gain
KJ: Man, I hope I get that job Monday. After Saturday night I'm not sure I can pass the drug test
Chico: That's cool bro. I'll give you the number for my pee slinger