A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.
After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.
A person that only smokes when feeling a certain amount of stress.
-Why are you smoking Jeff?
-I'm stressed out about the gig.
-That means you're a stress smoker.
Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.
Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!
According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers
Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
Someone who used to smoke cigarettes but has now quit.
She smoked a pack a day for 25 years, but she quit last May. Now she's an ex-smoker.
The Definition Of Smoker's Despair- When you just light your last cigarette, proceed to take 3 to 4 hits out of it, and once you ash said cigarette...it falls into the snow.
Person 1:"Hey, what is wrong with Jesse today?"
Person 2:"Listen up and listen good. He is completely broke...was down to his last cigarette...and had some bad luck. He succumbed to Smoker's Despair.