A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic
Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"
The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.
Jack, settle down ya spastic head
Will is a spastic who would kill to date Emily
Luke: oh here comes the spastic
Peter: he’s our friend!
the correct definition is someone with cerebral palsy, my definition is someone who acts stupid in the moment.
person 1: *drops pen*
person 2: “hahaha you’re spastic”
person 1: “no you’re spastic”
A completely retarded cretin who has dropped below the point of being human. They have no reason left to exist but continue doing so to ruin the lives of others around them.
These spastics often use derogatory language and racial comments to defer the attention of them being a spastic.
Ben is the most spasticated person that can possibly exist.