A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that people are addicted to holy frick why
A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat* Everybody else : WhYYYYY
That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect! It leans to the left. Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler
Jake! How did you get here so fast? Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.
Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree." "Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell
"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"
an adjective describing something that has stretched out near the bottom but has not stretched out on the top; usually describes a piece of clothing
This shirt doesn't fit anymore; after washing it so much it has christmas-treed.
a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”