Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Banjo Wire

Thin strip that holds your foreskin onto your helmet

Oh shite, I've just snapped my banjo wire

by brazenskies June 01, 2010

adam wire

Hater who thinks his fantasy football team is good, when it is not.

Hey bro, don't act like adam wire or you'll get swiss cheesed up!

by onearmedbandit1 October 02, 2012

Fiend wire

When that cart/pod is lookin too good when you don't have a battery and you fiend so hard, you cut a usb wire and use the black and red copper wires to rip it

Did anyone bring a bat?

Naw i didn't think we'd need it.

Fuck, now I gotta make a fiend wire for my goon ass.

by Holdmynuts November 01, 2020

Lubricated Wire

The act in which a couple smears a lubricated substance of their choice onto a 4 foot wire. The female then attempts to wrap the wire around the male's penis with her mouth 10 or more times for amazing pleasure. If the female fails, the whole wire is shoved into her vagina and quickly forced out for quick, jolting pain.

Jack: "Yo, I heard you pulled off a lubricated wire with Sally last night"

Mike: "Yeah it was great, but she only got it around 9 times, so I shoved that shit in her pussy"

Jack: "Lucky"

by Lol username April 30, 2007

Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

by Mike November 11, 2003

shoes on a wire

Places where you see shoes that are thrown on a telephone wire indicate drug houses or places where you can purchase drugs.

Hey, look, shoes on a wire! Finally we have found a place to buy drugs.

by Ricky Reynolds April 21, 2008

flip wire

That fine,fuzzy line between buzzed and hammered.

That guy isn't driving. He tripped the flip wire 3 shots ago.

by G Evans January 24, 2008