Country Dictionary

a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.

"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"

A pregnant woman to pregnant to preform any other sex act than falacio.

I helped roll this blow-blob on her side so she could give me head.

A white blob that cums out of a vagina.

"She sat on my face and milked blobbed on me."milk blob

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy

Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

Emo blob is an extremly fat emo which could be one of two "people" the Serbian Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson.

I'm glad you asked Billy for example:
Shirley: Do you see that Emo blob behind the mountain?
Sally: Of course, but is it the Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson?
Shirley: It's quite disgusting so I would guess Anna olsson.

Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.

"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."