A fork of Rural Dictionary
When we go for a hike for Insight Outside, and it's encouraged to not copy other's paths but then yelled at for getting too far apart
Big Money: "Ballright guys it's gonna be a Group Wander"
Us: "Can we at least go to sheetz after?"
Big Munee: "Wait- are you group a or b?"
Us: "Group a"
Big Munni: "Babsolutely not"
A Wander is a person who is sexist, homophobic, fatphobic, a hypocrite, and basically just an all-around scumbag created from the dregs of a cesspool from hell. Their integrity and basic human decency seemed to be existent at first, but quickly withered away.
Person 1: Bro did you hear about that guy who was revealed to be an incel?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a real Wander, isn’t he?
when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs
“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”
Joshdub’s first and last name.
..but where did he go?
Person 1: Yo, Do you know where Joshua Wanders is?
Person 2: I don’t know Joshua Wanders.