A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cheap hard Cider often found in a brown a brown paper bag or in boxed wine form. In the boxed wine form, the box is immediately discarded in the street and the bag is slapped until emptied.
Shaquanda demaded we scoop some ghetto applesauce to get crunk as hell for the party.
Slang for someone who owns a lot of apple products.
Jason owns an iPhone, Apple Watch, AirPods,iPad, Apple Pen, iMac, HomePod, and Apple TV. He’s drippin’ in applesauce
A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.
If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.
A hole drilled into a log that is filled with applesauce. A tool commonly used when a fleshlight is unavailable
My wife is out for the week! Time to dust off the old applesauce log!