A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.
Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.
Sticking you penis in your own asshole
Person 1: damn bro I just had an Vietnam corn dog
Person 2: eew bro gross
Person 3: same
Sticking your dick in your asshole
Person 1: damn I just had a Vietnam corn dog
Person 2: nice so did I
The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.
John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.
To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.
I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.
Act of masterbation in public typically in an airplane or in a restaurant such as Texas Road House.
I can't believe Dennis pulled a Corn Dog Blue at Texas Road House this Sunday!
Coating a hard cock with PopRocks then continuing to suck it!
She brought red poprocks and Korean Corn Dogged me!