A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pertains to a human or animal with extremities located at the end their arms which have a frizzy, fluffy, or frayed texture and appearance.
Monkey: Why are you so interested in my fuzzy hands??
A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.
"God, my ex-gf was sooooo boring she wouldn't do a fuzzy monkey with me!"
A hairy ballsack that is delightfully sprinkled in dandruff like sprinkles on ice cream it will make girls soak their panties
"Have you seen his fuzzy snowballs they made me so wet!"
when you are having gay sex with or on top of a big, hairy naked man, and as you climax, you donkey punch him REALLY hard...and then while you are still inside him, you ride his unconscious body down a ski slope, or the closest flight of stairs.
DUDE, when you fuzzy tractor'd your boyfriend yesterday, he went out the door! is he okay??
A fuzzy tumbler is where you take a "dump" in someones running dryer and hope all the fuzz/hair from the clothes makes it on to the shit.
"Dude that girl was i total bitch so i gave her a fuzzy tumbler"
When you fart so hard out of your ass, that it dislodges hair near your anus. It commonly is related to the jumping fart.
Wow, Johnnie, that man does not have any hair around his booty hole, he must do a lot of poot fuzzy incidents.
I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.
"Fuzzy dog" describes a situation in which the proper solution or conclusion is not easily seen or accomplished; an alternative to "sticky situation".
Andy: what did we go over in class today?
Rebecca: The problem of induction.
Andy: Man, that's a fuzzy dog.