A fork of Rural Dictionary
a position where one party is gagged, blind folded and earplugged during sexual acts
yo, let’s try the helen keller 3 tonight!!!
It is when you have sex in the dark with ear plugs in so you can't see or hear the person your having sex with.
I fucked my girl last night but forgot to take out my ear plugs so I went Helen Keller Style instead.
Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you
“Dude, when I got up just now I had a total Helen Keller Effect”
Someone that doesn’t believe or questions the accomplishments of Helen Keller.
Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.
Immune to flash bangs and can only taste the phosphorus.
Solider : Throw a flash bang at her
Helen Keller : .......
It's not very effective
In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.