A fork of Rural Dictionary
Marcel loves Vodka espacally the Puschkin Vodka he gets always rejected by 8th graders He calls himself car guy but dosnt even know something about cars He loves to party marcel has a small cock
marcel have a small cock
marcel loves Vodka espacially the Puschkin Vodka He alway get rejectet by 8th graders He loves to party .He calls himself a car guy He has often a small cock
marcel has such an small cock
he will make u laugh ur fucking ass off, but at the cost of him getting sent to the principals office
marcel: "All my kids, uncles and parents call me daddy". Kid:" ohhh yes daddy!!" Marcel" y are u gay???" Kid:" I'am not...
Marcels do not have a last name. They are simply called Marcel. That's what makes them special and mysterious. They are good magicians though.
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listen here bitches, anyone with anything nice to say about marcel has it coming for her. He is mine. He is my sweet lovely wonderful amazing boy who lights up my world with his most amazing smile in the world. And guess what? he only wants/loves me. so back off ladies. get you a second-tier marcel because i got the first and i don't plan of letting go anytime soon. So either get in line, or back the f* off.
Girl 1 : Oh he's fine ! Girl 2 : Don't look ! It's her Marcel ! She will kill all of us !
Cute 🇵🇱❌🇬🇧 guy, will break your heart if you cross him, low-key racist
“Racist shit in general” daym you being a marcel rn 😨