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you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career

Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

by ThisisntUKstfu February 01, 2021

MOLDY MUFF

The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.

After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.

by Porknbns June 27, 2019

Moldy poop

The smell is horrible! One day i pooped and it got clogged, it sat in the toilet for so long black mold started growing from the bacteria.

My poop just got moldy! It’s now moldy poop!

by Farting definitions July 05, 2021

moldy mousetrap

a moldy pussy that has muscles that will clam and rip your dick off

Me:Say away from her shes got a moldy mousetrap!

You:Run AWAY!!!

by SDI Clover April 15, 2010

moldy cookie

a molded cookie that will give u an infection inside of the eyes, stomach, heart, and sometimes feet. it can also cause lung damage. it can be spreader easily by touch of lips, fingers, and even poop or pee. lol.

o em gee i got MOLDY COOKIE! I want u to have it too bozo! 🤣😈🥶

moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023