A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two gays sword fight with their pants on.
Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."
The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.
Spider-Man saved the bus driver and got his very first Hero’s Bulge
someone with blue balls may have a bulging taxbag
Dude, Simon's Gf has given him a Bulging Taxbag recently.
When a man gets aroused so intensely and fast, that his bulge can't help but to make itself present against his skinny jeans.
"Yeah, Brandon was definitely pushin' bulge at Hooters last night, you could see that thing from across the restaurant"
Unusually common for some cartoon characters depicted with small "beady-black eyes" can have their eyes big and white when a strong expression is needed (ex. shock, anger and excite.)
Smileys are known for their signature dot eyes and their emojis like 😳 use to have "bulging with sclerae."
Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.
God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.