A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dumb bitch named lexi that lives to do stupid stuff and acts like she’s on crack but her friends still love her
Layla: hey look there’s Suzy poo
Miranda: ahh yea she’s a crackhead
Kady: but we still love her
Bryce: she’s a bitch too ngl
A gagging blow job that spews vomit all over a cock
Man, that girl put my dick so far down her throat i ended up with a "Dirty Suzy!"
Suzie Jane: A male or female who has natrual long perfect nails, and hair all cut in one length, with propper clothing and old styling.. this is not a good styling suzie janes are the too pefect people.. or the man at the bank who's nails are long, or the women with the perect bob haircut, red lipstick and a jacket with big shoulderpads and looks like she has a pole in her ass.
"Damn, thats some Suzie Jane styling"
"Daniela & Steph are Suzie Jane finders"
verb.The act of awkwardly nestling your head in the length of the shoulder to the head during a hug.Occasionally making subtle moaning sounds.
"Dude what took you so long!?"
"Sorry bro,but I got stuck gettin an Aunt Suzie from Dale before I left"
"Guy is either really funny or really creepy"
The act of inserting any number of ice cubes in the partner's anus and then try to suck all of it out.
I gave Roystan's mom a cold suzie last night, man.