A fork of Rural Dictionary
A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
A cult member to the world's most unethical singer.
Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.
When you unexpectedly slide your tongue in the asshole of a wonderful woman
Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!
Someone who is really obsessed with Taylor swift
I love Taylor swift so much I am a swifty
Super Bowl LVIII
Are you going to be watching the Swiftie Bowl on February 11th? Nah, I just look at the commercials most years.
When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.
Pull A Swiftie
"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"
"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"