A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!
To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.
Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.
I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
A person who pees while on the phone.
Person 1: What did you do last night ? Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.
When one is throwing up into a toilet
I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.
The act of farting into a megaphone.
john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!
When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.
'I just gave her the WORST telephone prank ever. It was f*cking hysterical.'