A fork of Rural Dictionary
Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?" Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
A person who does naughty stuff with their dog
Person 1 (wiktoria) : did u see that doggie diddler outside Person 2 (evyn) : yeah I know it's so vile and scary she needs to be locked up
A person who engages in naughty acts with their dog specifically their pet
Person 1: did you hear about that girl Person 2: no what did she do? Person 1: she's a doggie diddler Person 2: that's disgusting and nasty she needs to be locked up Person 1: litch babes litch