A fork of Rural Dictionary
Enrique~ A guy with an amazing cock always kind loving and a dick sometimes he’s proper funny 😂 Sexy mf probably banging your bird rn g sticks with day 1
“Did u hear screaming from Enrique’s room “
“Ye apparently he dick is so big some girls said they don’t want to go back to it cos it hurt so much that’s what some Gyal said ‘’
Enriques are known for having beforehaut. Every night a Enrique in your area starts to collect beforehaut from people near him. It is dangerous to feed him with your beforehaut because every Enrique is gay, and will try to kiss you after that.
A man who takes his sweet time to do everything.
Like breathing, eating, pooping or marrying his girlfriend.
He is always last minute for everything too.
His name is a synonym for PERPETUAL WAIT.
Enrique.
(NO NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE)
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He seems to be known to have a large self esteem but most enriques are actually gay which if okay since it is 2019
Wow look it's Enrique
Be careful he has a boyfriend