A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be taken by surprise in a funny way
That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door
to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.
“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!” “Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”
Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor. Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song. Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.” Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck” Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.
Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.