A fork of Rural Dictionary
a slippery tomato is when a female has her period all over a smooth floor surface then the male partner curls into a ball then rools his balled up body through the the trail of bloody discharge face first into the female's reach where she will then forcefuly and unexpecidly thrust his face into her bloody vagina.
did you hear about tom giving amanda a slippery tomato last night?
NO!!! what a sick bastard
When you do analingus while inserting your finger (or appropriate probe-like device) into her menstruating vagina.
Gave the oldbag a one-two followed by the rusty tomato, and it wasn't even in season!!
Someone on the beach who is round and red.
Those beach tomatoes better put on some sunscreen before they start peeling.
A person who is depressed because they don't know where they belong. Downward being depressed, tomato being neither a fruit or a vegetable and thus make it out of place
Mike is a downward tomato because he doesn't know wether he belongs to the nerd group or the art group
When confronted with many options, the decision maker takes the path that is the most morally dubious.
Mike had to choose between his conscience and satisfying the most immediate of his desires. Should he have slept with Brenda Doherty or saved his son Tommy who was in the middle of an allergic reaction from eating peanuts. Through deep soul searching Mike ended up taking The Tomato Route. He'll be giving a heartfelt eulogy for Tommy this Saturday at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary under the auspices of father Frank Doherty.
Using your muscular chest to move a defender out of the way in basketball. Phrase coined by Kendrick Perkins.
"Anytime he Marcus Smart had Steph on him, he made it an emphasis to get to the basket, tomato chest him, and get straight to the front of the rim and score the bucket."
When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.
'Hey Mary, you hungry? I have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over."