A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an individual does a deed or says something which you would not expect to happen in real life but only in a fictional form of literature where the love interest is insanely admirable and would set your standards high up in cloud nine.
Someone: I'm dating a rich and young CEO and he bought me all the dresses in the aisle that I briefly looked at. You: what in the wattpad- HUH??
'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.
Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you You: What in the wattpad 🗿
They are crazy possessive and obsessed with the girl, they give crazy constant attention to the girl and expect the same attention from the girl, wattpad men feel so addicting and they make you feel so protected and safe. They hate it when you talk to other men even in a friendly way, so jealous and possessive, you're always his and belong to him and so does he.
Just the basic classic example of a wattpad men 'You're mine' ----"He's so wattpad"
Fanfiction level 😩
Yeah, I read that, it wasn't anything wattpad level tho
Picture this: you're chillin' like a penguin in a sauna, minding your own business, when suddenly your brain starts doing the Macarena and insists it's time to write a Wattpad fanfiction. This condition, scientifically known as "Imaginative Scribblemania," strikes at the most inconvenient times, like when you're supposed to be adulting or sleeping. Now, brace yourself for the twisty plot noodles: you're not just writing any fanfic; you're resurrecting the mythical legends, Domique Ash and Sofia Hex. These two are like the Avengers of your imagination, and their fans are thirstier for their comeback than a dehydrated cactus in the Sahara.
Satanas : Caught in the grip of Wattpad Fanfiction Fever, Emily concocted a wildly imaginative tale where Cristiano Ronaldo traded his cleats for wizard robes, casting spells on the soccer field while Domique Ash and Sofia Hex cheered from the sidelines.
A wattpad relationship height is where one person is 4'11 and the other is 7ft tall buff and sounds like batman.
Gosh i wish i had a wattpad relationship height with my boyfriend! Girl, shes the tallest u can get U WANT A TREEEEEE
A girl who's unnecessarily mean to the female main character of a Wattpad story. She wears flawless makeup, carries a Starbucks order that takes longer to say than her hair takes to do, and keeps the other hand on her hip at all times. Typically, her popularity is implied by the two other popular girls who follow her wherever she goes and back up everything she says, even though she's not always that popular. About 30% of the time, by around chapter 20 of the Wattpad story, she'll be revealed to have at least one abusive parent and some kind of past trauma. When this happens, the female main character will always pity her. Usually, they become friends. Female Wattpad bullies are very effective at making Wattpad girls feel bad about themselves and their romantic situations. This is usually a plot device used to make the friend or crush of the Wattpad girl comfort her.
Wattpad bully (f): "Cal, I LOVE your hair." Wattpad girl (Calliope or something else quirky, shortened for effect): "Oh, thanks, Trisha! I did it-" Wattpad bully (Trisha or smth): "Relax, Cal. You're so fugly I can't even laugh." "Chloe is such a Wattpad bully, why does she even try anymore? smh"