A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.
Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no Douchbag Jim: No Cindy: But why Douchbag jim: Because your mom Cindy: That phrase is so old jim Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :) Cindy: That proves nothing Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs Jessica: whats the answer to number 12 Douchbag Jim: Your mom
1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers. 2. An insult. 3. The funniest brand of joke.
1. Do: Jen: When's the test? You: Your mom. Don't: Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2? You: Your mom. 2. Bob: Youre a b word. You: YOUR MOM is a b word. 3. Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!! it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.
Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night? Chad: Your Mom
your mom is a joke format that people use to make the other have to come up with a comeback
your mom is so fat she made the earth go out of orbit
The largest object known to man, being an estimated 7 times larger than the Universe itself.
Person: Hey did you hear that they recently got photo evidence of your mom being larger than the Universe?