A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.
The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.
Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.
-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.
Having no idea what to do with one's umbrella when entering a building. Often after walking in the rain.
He felt nice and dry walking to his house, but Zeus's peril struck him with great intensity when he saw his carpeted floors.
When you are such a sweaty tryhard you incarnate Zeus
Bruh tell me why this mans is a Zeus fiend
Mulighed + Handling = Resultat
"Fuck bro, ved simpelthen ikke om jeg skal til tage til fest i aften... skal jo på job i morgen"
"Brug Zeus multifunktion Bro!"
You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
I gave Susan the Flaming Zeus last night and she loved it...I think