Country Dictionary

A sexual act of defecating on the chest or stomach of your sex partner then performing rigorous missionary sex successfully covering you and your partner in dung

Tom:Did you see the hog wallowers on the beach?

Bill: Yeah although nasty they were doing it right!

When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.

Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.

Riding you harley or fucking a fat chick.

Ridin’ the hog got wild last night.

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

Massive pedo who touches his bald dog (ryley) very innapropriatly and ejacuates in ryleys eyes

“I just did a Lee hog” meaning I just committed unfathomable acts to a bald dog

When you and your boys go out on a Saturday night and try to bone the ugliest girl they can find. The winner is the guy with the ugliest girl.

As juniors at Penn State, my roommates and I went hogging every Saturday night - starting at Players and finishing at the Rathskeller. Zake won by boning a girl with an eyepatch and backne.

being a fat fuck and taking all of the macarons at the party even though people tell you

"asshole you keep hogging any kind of macaron they bake"