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tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

tim joosten

This is a very fat, but nice guy. He is a cuddly bear and everybody loves him. The girls are all in love with big tim joosten. He has a massive butt, and a even bigger dick.

Wow he is amazing, such a tim joosten

by Timjoostenfan November 25, 2021

Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

by Omega Poos Tim April 24, 2018

Suck my tims

A joke used to reference one beating someone in activity such as a game or a fight

Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race

Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro

by Professor Darryl May 24, 2022

Suck my tims

It means to suck someone’s foot / shoe

Yo bro you can suck my tims then

by Wmans May 24, 2022

alin and tim

prom king and queen

you guys are the perfect alin and tim

by BeastMaster69 420 August 07, 2018

tim o genki

Being crazy at Genji.

Person 1: Wow! What role is our DPS playing he's popping off!
Person 2: Oh, it's Tim o genki.

by Lissy~ May 10, 2022