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bna italian ice

BNA Italian Ice is an ultra-premium Water Ice product, made from from Philadelphia with an Vance County twist. It has the smooth, rich, creamy texture of an ice cream and the light, fruity refreshment of a sorbet, without egg or dairy products of any kind. Its the first and only authentic italian ice business in Vance County.

We enjoyed our bna italina ice. Have you tried bna italian ice. They are great! There are greatness in every spoon of bna italian ice.

by Da1goat November 24, 2021

Italian cheese grater

When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face

I did an Italian cheese grater last night

by SHIZNIC March 15, 2022

italian love

When you slap someone and then when their head is turned backhand them

My mom gave me Italian love when I didn't do my homework

by iPhone lover January 27, 2017

The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.

My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.

by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024

Italian and Indigenous People Day

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.

Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD). It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

Italian roulette

A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride. Side Effects May Include: Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias. Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV. Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic. Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon. Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.

Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!

by pastaiolo August 02, 2024

italian quesadill

The act of being stuffed like a tortilla by an Italian male.

His Italian sausage stuffed my quesadilla last night. I had my first italian quesadilla

by Thatdogsface May 13, 2016