A fork of Rural Dictionary
What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.
My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.
When you bust a nut in your hand and slap ya girl in the face
Dale:yo man how’s ya girl Eric: she great she said tonight she’s gonna let me skeet smack her!!!
A gang smack is more than 3 people simultaneously slap-harassing the crap out of someone, or 5 guys doing crack together.
"Out let's gang smack that pidgewadger" "Let's gang smack!"
Pound the Pussy, Fuck the Feline, kamikaze the kitty, etc
“Man I can’t wait to Smack The Cat later”
Thick smack is a thing in November is where guys or girls can slap a thick ass
Boy: It's thick smack Girl: fuck.
When engaging a conversation with someone feeling a certain emotion and that person makes a statement which distracts you and contradicts your current mood.
"Hey man, crazy how my aunt just died..." "Yeah, but dude call of duty black ops 3 was announced!" "You just tone smacked me, don't do that!"
An incredibly simple and easy to prepare meal. Usually consists of oven fried chips (curly ones may be a step up) and a processed chicken fillet breast (25 mins on Gas mark 6)
"Whats that you're eating there James"? "Just curly fries and a processed chicken fillet" "Oh right, a Smack-head meal"? "yer"