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A man the age of 20-25 running through a hotel laundry room naked trying to see how long he can go without getting caught.
Jimmy was as slippery at yesterday's laundry room gauntlet run as a buttery dildo up someone's arse.
A cheesy video you have to watch in driver's ed about people that didn't wear their seatbelts. It's so old you can see the camera guy's cigarette smoke floating up!
Steph: Man that "Room to Live" video was cheesy.
Tanya: yeah that video was pretty ridiculous.
A collection of virtual jungles where the golden age of internet trolling took place. Once a vibrant community of hating on Jews, blacks, and emos, chat rooms have since gone the way of the Dodo thanks to google’s ever-expanding autocracy.
Person 1: Hey, remember when chat rooms were a thing?
Person 2: Yeah, I used to use them all the time, until they got sucked up into the underside of google’s giant nipple-fold.
You can slap anything and anyone
Slap 2 people in ur room
A fire track released by MARAUDA!!! Also it is a business where they have a room that you can destroy objects in. Could be for releasing anger and stress or just for fun. Aka, smash room, anger room.
Bro #1: DAMMIT, the condom broke! 🤬
Uncle: How about we take out our rage and smash some shit in a rage room!
Bro #1: Ight but my ass needs to heal first
Something people will talk about longer than a giraffe's neck.
People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.
The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.
The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.
White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.
Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.