A fork of Rural Dictionary
More revolting than 2 girls 1 cup.
Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made! Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.
A polite way of saying cunt OR A delicious cake containing sultanas and currants
"Alright, country slice!!!" "Hey mum."
Proper Grammar used in the south aka Slang
I speak that Country English in Florida
An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.
“Man, I really like Jessica” “I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag”
Meaning you Would only do a chick if She had a flag over her face
Ex. Well I would only do her for my Country Ex2. I do it for my Country
The largest country music festival in the world, also the easiest place to get laid in North America. Its a Redneck Paradise. Biggest craziest party on earth. Four days without any sleep, nothing but country music, beer, trucks, hot women and Mud!
"Hey man are you going to the Craven Country Jamboree this year?" "Hell Yeah! I fucked four bitches in one day there last year"
a man living or born in a rural area.
mattholmes.io/about is a country man.