A fork of Rural Dictionary
Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.
Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today” Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN
A dead genius billionaire playboy. Or just a real pain up the ### to Captain America. Team Cap oh what that was 3 years ago nevermind.
And I am Iron Man! *Snap*
A female man in a plastic suit
Me: Oh my god, it's iron man! Mom: Some idiot there in a costume is trying to save people son!
I am Iron Man Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all Or if he moves, will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there Why should we even care? He was turned to steel In the great magnetic field When he traveled time For the future of mankind Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world Planning his vengeance That he will soon unfurl Now the time is here For Iron Man to spread fear Vengeance from the grave Kills the people he once saved Nobody wants him They just turn their heads Nobody helps him Now he has his revenge Heavy boots of lead Fills his victims full of dread Running as fast as they can Iron Man lives again