A fork of Rural Dictionary
a heavily accented french canadian with a strong passion to larp as a person with an actual job.
Please stop trolling on the internet 24/7, quit being a le warrior.
How your boys in high school call you after a rejection by a Girl.
you: Damn, I got rejected my Niyusha yesterday.
your Bros: Stand up and fight, fallen warrior!
A short name for the NBA’s Greatest Franchise ever
Warriors fan: We are the most successful franchise ever as the warriors
Celtics fan: Bitch please we got 17 NBA titles to your 6
Receiving a foot rub while having your soul sucked out of you by a redhead.
My girl offered me a foot rub but ended up finishing me with a ginger warrior.
The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.
Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off